Today my main movie man approached me with a positive review of On the Beach with Ava Gardner and Gregory Peck. He said there was a beautiful love scene. Now, the first 10,000 times he came by recounting the movies he'd recently seen there was no reference to sex / love scenes, but now two in a row. I am getting nervous. I think he may have gotten wind of my promise to masturbate on Julia Roberts photograph.
He also offered this whiny lament, "In all the time we've been talking, you've never recommended a movie to me, think about it and I'll be back."
Whatever should I suggest?
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