Missing Hat!
Last Seen at Smith, March 28
Green Wool Cap, with brown flower and tons of sentimental value
To the bogus hairdo, skinny pants wearing hipster Smith patron thief (yes, that describes everyone under 25 in that bar) who stole this much beloved family hat, if I see you on Capitol Hill with my hat I will hunt you down and snatch it from your head.
REWARD
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